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Karl Ortegon
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Feb 15, 2022

How I Stopped Freaking Out About Lateness

I always hated lateness. I would wake up nervous that I would be late to kindergarten. I admonished my parents if I was only 10 minutes early to swim practice, because how could they not know that it takes 15–20 minutes to walk into the swimming pool lobby and get…

Lateness

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How I Stopped Freaking Out About Lateness
How I Stopped Freaking Out About Lateness
Lateness

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Dec 19, 2020

After Refusing to Listen for a Year, ‘Reputation’ is My Favorite Taylor Swift Record

I’ll never forgive myself for letting the media (mostly just Kanye West’s opinion) warp my view of the entire Kanye-Taylor Swift saga, one that started with the infamous VMA kerfuffle in 2009 and was a founding catalyst for what became Taylor’s Reputation era. …

Taylor Swift

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I Didn’t Listen to Taylor Swift’s ‘Reputation’ For a Year; Now It’s My Favorite Album of Hers
I Didn’t Listen to Taylor Swift’s ‘Reputation’ For a Year; Now It’s My Favorite Album of Hers
Taylor Swift

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Dec 5, 2020

The Top 10 Tracks of 2020

2020 was majorly fucked up in so many ways. Seemingly constant throughout this hellish year was quality music output, though, be it from established megastars or new offspring of the streaming era. Top 10 lists can be so annoying; what REALLY goes into making a top 10 list? Do publications…

Music

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The Top 10 Tracks of 2020
The Top 10 Tracks of 2020
Music

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Nov 6, 2020

Shawn Mendes is a Pop Singer, Not a Pop Star

I am open to the forthcoming Shawn Mendes documentary changing my mind upon watching, but I don’t think it will deter me from a core belief of mine: Shawn Mendes is a pop singer, not a pop star. What he is charismatic/a heartthrob (to some…) in a relationship with another…

Pop

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Shawn Mendes is a Pop Singer, Not a Pop Star
Shawn Mendes is a Pop Singer, Not a Pop Star
Pop

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Nov 6, 2020

Ariana’s Seductive Arrival at R&B

Positions is here. We got a surprise album release announcement in October, the title track and lead single last Friday, and now the full-ass album. Let’s not beat around the bush; it doesn’t feel exceptionally novel or envelope-pushing, but this is a great album. I’m drawing plenty of parallels to…

Ariana Grande

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Ariana’s Seductive Arrival at R&B
Ariana’s Seductive Arrival at R&B
Ariana Grande

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Oct 30, 2020

The Corporeal Anxiety of Watching ‘Black Swan’ for the First Time

I know I’m late to the Black Swan party. Like, a decade late. But last night, after work, I transitioned from my desk to my bed and put the Natalie Portman psychological thriller on my laptop and got involved. I think that ‘getting involved’ is an understated way to describe…

Film

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The Corporeal Anxiety of Watching ‘Black Swan’ for the First Time
The Corporeal Anxiety of Watching ‘Black Swan’ for the First Time
Film

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Oct 16, 2020

Blink and You’ll Miss the Melancholy in Blackpink’s Netflix Doc ‘Light Up the Sky’

I was very excited to get into the Blackpink Netflix documentary Light Up the Sky from the moment they announced it was coming out. My arrival at K-pop as a genre, as something to stan, as something to be fascinated by, only came about a year ago thanks to the…

Blackpink

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Blink and You’ll Miss the Melancholy in Blackpink’s Netflix Doc ‘Light Up the Sky’
Blink and You’ll Miss the Melancholy in Blackpink’s Netflix Doc ‘Light Up the Sky’
Blackpink

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Oct 9, 2020

Album Review: Tom Aspaul’s ‘Black Country Disco’

On Tom Aspaul’s debut record, Black Country Disco, we are transported to the absolute nadir of his life: most of the songs are about not believing in his own songwriting abilities, the death of a friend and the misery of a breakup. …

Music

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Album Review: Tom Aspaul’s ‘Black Country Disco’
Album Review: Tom Aspaul’s ‘Black Country Disco’
Music

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Oct 7, 2020

What Clairo and Toddler-Crushing Furniture Have in Common

A very popular video on TikTok right now is a laughably dark mash-up of sorts; a supercut of infomercial-style clips depicting the dangers of bookshelves, and the potential for them to fall on toddlers hanging on them, is given a dramatic overhaul with the addition of the song ‘Sofia’ by…

Tik Tok

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What Clairo and Toddler-Crushing Furniture Have in Common
What Clairo and Toddler-Crushing Furniture Have in Common
Tik Tok

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Oct 2, 2020

Meet Vinícius and Find Out What Makes a Pop Star

When we’re chatting over Instagram DMs, prior to our actual interview, L.A.-based pop star Vinícius assigns me homework. …

Music

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Meet Vinícius and Find Out What Makes a Pop Star
Meet Vinícius and Find Out What Makes a Pop Star
Music

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Karl Ortegon

Karl Ortegon

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Social media manager, copywriter, comedian based in NYC.

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